- You will never sleep well again
- CDubs doesn’t care if all the good doctors say he still needs two naps a day
- Your house will never be clean again; see CDubs the Destroyer
- He has learned to shake his head and say “nao” and if you make him do anything, Baby Crota* will become Enraged; Google Destiny, Crota Enraged
- Cats are toys
- You are a toy
- You will breastfeed until you dry up from old age
- You will be late to every planned anything from now on; it matters not if you prepare 3 hours in advance to leave
- Crayons are food
- Only certain types of food are food; see junk food, puffs, juice, fruit, cookies
- The only thing to do is Let it go!
*CDubs was dubbed Baby Crota during a nightfall strike when players could hear his roar of baby angst at a block tower. It seems they felt he was Enraged like the actual Monster.